My youngest Nephew "Keegan" just turned four. The ONLY thing he wanted to do was go to Chucky Cheese. So my brother and his wife set up this party there complete with cake, ice cream, pizza and about 35 screaming kids three years and older. That place was INSANE! I have never seen anything so out of control. I spent an hour there and I wanted to die. It was insanity. I can only imagine the germs or pee if you brought a black light in there or luminol.

He went crazy there. He was LOVIN it. At one point, the lights went dim and then a spotlight pointed toward a door where a poor high school kid came out as "Chucky Cheese!" THE Chucky Cheese hiself. It was like he was The Jonas Brothers. The kids went crazy shouting his name and hugging him. He was bigger than Elvis and Santa rolled into one for these kids.

Why the hell didn't they have a place like that when we were kids? I remember the talking tree at McDonalds and the free popcorn at The Ground Round but damn, this place made kids froth at the mouth, it was like a drug.